Tom’s generally outside the newsagent at Kings Cross, right next door to the train station on Darlinghurst Road, and he’s always wearing a sloppy joe like this one.

His fleecy-lined jumper is embroidered to say: “I did it with Kylie.”

He loved having someone take his picture, and turned around for me to get a clear shot of his back.

He smirked as I looked around, “But I can’t remember which one.” Admittedly, his other shirts are a bit more direct. My favourite: “I did it with Sandra Sully.”